The Original Hellacious Burger

$13

It’s the ultimate, perfect burger, upgraded with better everything, and it’s a HALF POUND.

• Brioche bun
• Hellacious Spicy Dressing
• Lettuce, tomato
• Two ¼ Pound Wagyu Beef Patties
• Aged Cheddar Cheese
• Hellacious Hot Sweet pickles
• Smoked Bacon
• Thousand Island Dressing

The Rainey Street

$13.50

We invented this burger right here on Rainey Street. You’re gonna want a big jug of our Hellacious BBQ Grilled Onions to take home, but you can’t have it.

• Brioche bun
• Hellacious secret salad mix (Celery, cilantro, lettuce, coleslaw, salt, pepper)
• Two ¼ Pound Wagyu Beef Patties
• Aged Cheddar Cheese
• Grilled BBQ Onions
• Smoked Bacon
• Pickles
• Spicy Hellacious Mayo

The South Congress

$13.50

So far out. The Mozzarella Champignon sounds like a village in Hudsonbendistan, but it’s not. It IS delicious, though. And did we mention it’s a half-pound burger?

• Brioche bun
• Hellacious secret salad mix (Celery, cilantro, lettuce, coleslaw, salt, pepper)
• Two ¼ Pound Wagyu Beef Patties
• Swiss Cheese
• Hellacious Champignon mix (Mozzarella, mushroom, and bacon)
• Spicy Hellacious Mayo

Keep Austin Cheesy

$13.50

Cheese. Nuff Said!

• Brioche bun
• Cheese sauce
• Two ¼ Pound Wagyu Beef Patties
• Smoked Bacon
• House Mayo

The Barton Springs Kinda, Sorta Burger

$13.50

This sounds REALLY bizarre, but it’s a big, sunny delight in your mouth and all healthy and stuff. Even if you are not vegan you have to try this!

• Brioche bun
• Holy Guacamole
• Beet, mushroom, and apple slices with Balsamic Glaze
• Red Onion
• Broccoli Sprouts
• Garlic and Olive Oil Alioli

The Hellacious FJ Burger

$68,000

It's the world’s greatest burger that just happens to come with a real 1978 Toyota FJ43 Second Series. Her name is Caroline and she’s been completely restored to better-than-new factory glory.

• Brioche bun
• Hellacious Spicy Dressing
• Lettuce, tomato
• Two ¼ Pound Wagyu Beef Patties
• Aged Cheddar Cheese
• Hellacious Hot Sweet pickles
• Smoked Bacon
• Thousand Island Dressing
• 1978 Toyota FJ43 with a cool Hellacious Burger sticker thrown in for free because that’s just how we are. [read about Caroline here]

Adam’s Corn Ribs

$5.99

And now you’re wondering if corn has bones. Six Fried strips of sweet corn, drizzled in our Secret Hellacious Rib Sauce.

Eve’s Fries

$4.99

Best fries you ever tasted out of a little food truck on this little planet. Eve would have chosen these fries over the apple!

Double crispy potatoes with black truffle oil. Can one live on fries alone? Only one way to find out.

Hellacious Spirotato

$5.99

Why? Because we can. Whole potato, spiraled and fried, topped with our Hellacious Sauce.